This is Pippi's own after-school invention, her own words:
1 otter pop (any flavor will do)
Malt Ovaltine- 2 handfuls
sugar, to taste
Cut lemon. Squeeze the juice into a tall glass. Cut tangelo. Squeeze the juice into the glass. Squeeze each strawberry into the glass. It will feel slimy. Put water in glass, 2 inches not full. Mix sugar into the drink until it tastes sweet enough. Add Malt ovaltine--2 Pippi sized handfuls. Stir. Enjoy.