Funny funny Bardo..."These toilets don't flush themselves. They need new batteries."
"Make eggs for dinner. Pleeeeeease. Please with cheese on top."
"Mommy, you're a sweetheart."
With a giggle, "Mommy, your belly is overflowing!"
Me: "Bardo, should we keep Noel?"
Bardo: "We should keep her warm."
"If I crack my head open, they will stitch me up."
"I'm not going to poop in my diaper. I don't do that anymore." (Yes!!!!)
"Will you read me a story. Look! I found the first page!"
Me (at bedtime): "Do you want me to sing you a song?"
Bardo: "No! Go away."
"The ice came falling down from the sky to get me." (after his first hail storm)
Me: "I love you."
Bardo: "Yes, because I'm SO special."
5/28/2009- As Bardo was cutting a piece of paper with scissors he says, "I'm not cutting the couch. Are you happy?"
5/29/2009- "I wish I didn't need you." Sometimes I forget how frustrating it must be to be a kid and have to ask for help with everything.
7/26/2009- "You're a princess, but Merlin changed you into a moose."
8/2009- "No ice cream for you tonight!" Ah yes. The ultimate punishment...just short of execution, anyway.