Friday, August 20, 2010

Toothpaste

Dear Boo,

I'm writing to inform you that toothpaste is not a food group. It is also not a body lotion, carpet ointment, or wall plaster. Please discontinue the use of toothpaste in these ways. I love you forever.

Yours truly,

Mom

6 comments:

Anna said...

ha ha - I sense a story here!

tenacious d said...

Funny! Has she thrown up from eating it?

The Silly Witch said...

She's never thrown up. She mostly likes to squeeze the tube and smear it everywhere. She's very adept at finding it. Whenever she's out of sight I can find her with a toothpaste tube...somewhere.

Witty said...

I think she's going to be a dentist when she grows up. Is it difficult to get out of carpet?

Deanna said...

:) Love it. Someday you'll love the memory if it.

Prairie Smoke said...

I would like Boo to know that toothpaste is good for getting crayon off of walls, however. When the Silly Witch at age two drew a six foot long mural of an alligator (that's what she said it was) on my parent's wall, toothpaste was the only crayon removal product available at the time.