Do you believe in magic? Featuring: The Silly Witch, The Warlock, Pippi, Bardo, and Boo
Friday, August 20, 2010
Toothpaste
Dear Boo,
I'm writing to inform you that toothpaste is not a food group. It is also not a body lotion, carpet ointment, or wall plaster. Please discontinue the use of toothpaste in these ways. I love you forever.
She's never thrown up. She mostly likes to squeeze the tube and smear it everywhere. She's very adept at finding it. Whenever she's out of sight I can find her with a toothpaste tube...somewhere.
I would like Boo to know that toothpaste is good for getting crayon off of walls, however. When the Silly Witch at age two drew a six foot long mural of an alligator (that's what she said it was) on my parent's wall, toothpaste was the only crayon removal product available at the time.
6 comments:
ha ha - I sense a story here!
Funny! Has she thrown up from eating it?
She's never thrown up. She mostly likes to squeeze the tube and smear it everywhere. She's very adept at finding it. Whenever she's out of sight I can find her with a toothpaste tube...somewhere.
I think she's going to be a dentist when she grows up. Is it difficult to get out of carpet?
:) Love it. Someday you'll love the memory if it.
I would like Boo to know that toothpaste is good for getting crayon off of walls, however. When the Silly Witch at age two drew a six foot long mural of an alligator (that's what she said it was) on my parent's wall, toothpaste was the only crayon removal product available at the time.
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